I am a real American

I'm a real American. I have a master's degree. I live near and work in New York now, but I come from a small town in Western Illinois where the main industry was John Deere and some struggling family farms. I will never make $250K. I hate arugula. I read trashy romance novels by the pound. I can't stand most beer, love hard cider, love a good white wine, and love pie. And cheesecake. I don't go to church.

I believe I should have a choice, if I became pregnant. I believe that some market regulation is necessary. I believe that we are in an energy crisis and that we absolutely must pursue alternative fuels if we want to survive it. I believe all men, women and children are created equal. I think anyone who wants to get married should be able to. I believe terrorism can be fought without impugning on the rights of citizens. I believe we need to work with our friends and allies more closely, rather than continue to alienate them.

I am a real (fucking) American.